Let's be real. There is very little relaxation going on when we take our children to the pool. Sure, it sounds like a nice idea. Lying in the lawn chair, sipping a cold drink, all while enjoying my latest read; it doesn't get much better than that! Then we get there and I realize, THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE WATER! After I have lathered everyone up with sunscreen, set up the pools chairs, and wrangled the pool floaties blowing away, I am ready to relax! That's funny, because as soon as my kids hear me exhale, I swear they can actually hear it, they start in with the, "Mom, watch me! Watch me!" I spend the next thirty-minutes watching them jump in the pool no less than 300 times. I have seen them go forwards, backwards, side-ways, eyes closed, tongue out, left arm up, right arm up, elbows out, elbows in... the possibilities are endless. Believe me. ENDLESS. After the "show" is over, it looks like I will finally get to...